It’s finally happened. It was going to sooner or later, I just didn’t imagine it to be like this. What’s worse is all I can do is sit and laugh like a maniac.
The bumbling and fumbling and confuddling were getting worse and worse. Actions became more and more unpredictable. There were the sporadic but dramatic swings in ideology which became increasingly confusing. The brief flirtation with violence was bad enough but the justification was even worse. As the hangover from that seemed to be finally starting to wear off, it all came down.
STAMPS! PETROL!! PASTIES!!! We’re having a national chuffing breakdown.
Note for the government: If you fear a zombie apocalypse is likely, do NOT announce it to the nation.